What happens at the end of life:
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So the dog ate your EMAILs - 1. A 1 million dollar reward has been
offered for whoever finds the IRS missing emails (Google it to find the
details) and 2. They will be found because:
Pope Francis assures
atheists: You donít have to believe in God to go to heaven
WORDS OF WISDOM
Obituary printed in the London Times - Interesting and true.
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,
who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he
was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red
tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons
Knowing when to come in out of the rain
Why the early bird gets the worm
Life isn't always fair
Maybe it was my fault
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't
spend more than you earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children,
are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when
well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports
of a 6-year old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a
classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch,
and; a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened
Common Sense lost ground when parents
attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to
do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even
further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer
sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when
a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses
and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a
burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a
woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She
spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth
and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and
by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers:
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I'm A Victim
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he
thought she might need a hearing
aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the
family Doctor to discuss the problem.
The Doctor told
him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give
the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
Here's what you do,"
said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal
conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30
feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
That evening, the wife
is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den.
He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife
and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his
wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again he gets no response.
So, he walks up to the
kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey,what's for dinner?" Again there
is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
"Larry , for the
FIFTH time, CHICKEN!
Sad but true Comments
"A Bump in the Road"
know the author of this poem Ö received it today.
thought provoking and poignant. I do recall, however,
President referring to the Benghazi incident as
in the road." Today I heard an ex-Navy Seal
interviewed on Fox News regarding a book he has
about how to handle crisis situations in our lives.
At the end
of the interview he asked if he could make a
Benghazi and of course the anchor said yes.
thanked Fox News for keeping the Benghazi story
news, since other news organizations are not. He
Seals who died deserve the public knowing the
the whole affair.
was written by a MARINE CORPS Officer
needs to be circulated as much as we can
keep it going. I think this is the feeling of the
population and it should be pursued until
is done with the incompetent people
who literally sat there in the White House and
SEALsí execution on live streaming video
Socialism is a
philosophy of failure,
the creed of
ignorance, and gospel of envy,
Its inherent virtue
is the equal sharing of misery...
Old White People
"You old white people. It is your duty to die."
HISPANIC LEADERS SPEAK OUT
Brown Berets; "Go back to Boston ! Go back to Plymouth Rock, Pilgrims!
Get out! We are the future. You are old and tired. Go on. We have beaten
you. Leave like beaten rats. You old white people. It is your duty to
die. Through love of having children, we are going to take over.
Richard Alatorre, Los Angeles City Council. "They're afraid we're
going to take over the governmental institutions and other institutions.
They're right. We will take them over . . . We are here to stay."
Excelsior, the national newspaper of Mexico , "The American
Southwest seems to be slowly returning to the jurisdiction of Mexico
without firing a single shot."
Professor Jose Angel Gutierrez,
University of Texas ; "We have an aging white America . They are not
making babies. They are dying. The explosion is in our population . . .
I love it. They are pooping in their pants with fear. I love it."
Art Torres, Chairman of the California Democratic Party,
"Remember 187--proposition to deny taxpayer funds for services to
non-citizens--was the last gasp of white America in California ."
Gloria Molina, Los Angeles County Supervisor, "We are
politicizing every single one of these new citizens that are becoming
citizens of this country . . ... I gotta tell you that a lot of people
are saying, "I'm going to go out there and vote because I want to pay
Mario Obledo, California Coalition of Hispanic
Organizations and California State Secretary of Health, Education and
Welfare under Governor Jerry Brown, also awarded the Presidential Medal
of Freedom by President Bill Clinton, " California is going to be a
Hispanic state. Anyone who doesn't like it should leave."
Pescador Osuna, Mexican Consul General, "We are practicing 'La
Reconquista' in California ..."
Professor Fernando Guerra,
Loyola Marymount University ; "We need to avoid a white backlash by
using codes understood by Latinos . . . "
WHEN I WAS YOUNG:
When I was young, I remember hearing about the immigrants that came
through Ellis Island . They wanted to learn English. They wanted to
breathe free. They wanted to become Americans. Now too many immigrants
come here with demands. They demand to be taught in their own language.
They demand special privileges--affirmative action. They demand ethnic
studies that glorify their culture.
HOW CAN YOU
Vote to take back the Senate and the White
Remember when you vote next November that we need someone in the White
House who will balance the budget and control illegal immigration. If we
make all illegals, legal, then we have lost our country forever.
Liberalism will have won and you will have a one party system forever.
Redistribution of wealth will be the law. It is called socialism. Our
country is heading in the wrong direction and we are doing it to
ourselves without serious protest.
ALL AMERICANS SHOULD BE DISTURBED, VERY DISTURBED BY THIS. WHAT A SHAME,
THAT NOT ENOUGH AMERICANS HAVE THE BACKBONE TO STAND UP AND SAY, "ENOUGH
IS ENOUGH". IT IS TIME WE TOOK OUR COUNTRY BACK!